Whew

My brother and I unloaded 350 bales of hay by ourselves tonight. I was stacking in the loft and felt really good for roughly 30 seconds. About two thirds of the way through I was huffing and puffing so bad we had to stop and let me catch my breath. I have never been so exhausted. But it felt good to be so hot and sweaty. I felt so masculine... Covered from head to foot with hay. Clothes wringing with sweat. If I was a famous athlete I could market my sweaty smell as cologne or after shave and people would buy it. Isn't that the strangest thing? Their used to be a Michael Jordon cologne or something of the sort. So look in your nearest wal-mart for a new stench in my name......