First Grader Quote

A young lad's mom said the other day that her son was very serious when he came to her and said "I think I'm going to just live at home with you and Dad all my life. Just have an apartment in the basement. Because the only two things I would really want to marry is a gun or Great Grandpa. And you can't really marry a gun and Great Grandpa is too old, isn't he?"

Mom said, "So why do you want to marry Great Grandpa?"

Son said, "Because I just love him so much."
Editors note, sorta...
I have removed names from this post so the people involved in this quote are not embarrassed in any way, shape, or form...